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Please send me cute animal GIFs while I take a moment to panic about how short life is…

The great and powerful, mystical Life Octopus has handed me one if its dick tentacles... a life lemon, mayhaps. I have awoke with a familiar burning pain in my neck. One that has filled me with dread and a deep foreboding onism. My shingles has returned like a shitty, racist relative you had hoped had… Continue reading Please send me cute animal GIFs while I take a moment to panic about how short life is…

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pretty little horrors

I want you to know something. I need you to know something... My feelings towards you are so strong. I want you to know that I think about you... I think about doing things to you... to your body... Bad things... Naughty things... Sometimes... I think about killing you... murdering you... taking the life from… Continue reading pretty little horrors

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Is liquid… Google autofill shenanigans

I was unsure what to do for my non-fiction post for this week's prompt- Liquid. Then I thought... non-fiction doesn't meann it has to be educational. It just has to be real. So, I bring you the Google autofill game. My favourite online game. I will post the screen shot of the Google bar and… Continue reading Is liquid… Google autofill shenanigans

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Unicorns and Candy Guns

This is another challenge set forth by the great Chuck Wendig. Once again, my gorgeous Melon goddess did this with me too. I know she will post hers soon. We are both running late, as per usual. Go check hers out. If she hasn't posted it yet, just go read something else on her blog.… Continue reading Unicorns and Candy Guns