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Please send me cute animal GIFs while I take a moment to panic about how short life is…

The great and powerful, mystical Life Octopus has handed me one if its dick tentacles... a life lemon, mayhaps. I have awoke with a familiar burning pain in my neck. One that has filled me with dread and a deep foreboding onism. My shingles has returned like a shitty, racist relative you had hoped had… Continue reading Please send me cute animal GIFs while I take a moment to panic about how short life is…

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I’m an adult, I swear!

There is nothing quite like living with a parent when you are an adult to make you feel like a fucking child. I have a number of friend people in a similar situation to me. Finding themselves in a space in their life where they have had to either move back home or simply share… Continue reading I’m an adult, I swear!

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Whoops! I forgot a title… this will do…

Working to the bone... Nah not really. I just napped. Melodramatic Trying to finish up my post for the nest installment of my verse novel I swear... I'm getting it done. This week has been a tad busy with all my wartime duties... plus I have actually started to try to look after my own… Continue reading Whoops! I forgot a title… this will do…

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find some beauty

So, yesterday afternoon, after going to do war planning, I spent some time with my mother. Nothing exciting. We listened to some music in the car and ran some errands. Her husband has been given about a month to live, so she is not only trying to run her own business, look after him, look… Continue reading find some beauty

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make the darkness your fucking bitch

So, today I had one of those weird days... something shitty happened the other day and I had to wait till Monday (today) to fix it. As it turns out, because of the shitty thing (which was solved within a few hours) I will be getting a "pay rise." I say "pay rise" because technically… Continue reading make the darkness your fucking bitch

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F****** mother f****** c*** balls mother f***** c**********

random rambling post featuring artwork by @effinbirds

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Dream logic rambles

Ramble time... We have all had those moments: We wake from some kick arse dream and say to ourselves โ€œSelf, that kick arse dream would make a kick arse book.โ€ So, we write that shit down on anything we can find on our bedside table. In the morning, sometime in the waking moments after coffee… Continue reading Dream logic rambles

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What’s in a villain

This is going to be another ramble. I did say I would ramble this week... so, here it is. Sometimes, I think it is mainly to get my thoughts straight in my head. Especially, seeing as though my thoughts are a chaotic scribble most of the time. Today, I want to ramble about villains. While… Continue reading What’s in a villain

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best part even

Missing you Like the shadows miss the night I'm coming for you Hunting you Are you hunting me? Spiderwebs Like secret messages woven Dangling just out of reach Journeys are the best part Even if the destination is unknown You haunt me in the most delicious ways Future ghost Not Christmas but Halloween The patience… Continue reading best part even

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ramble, ramble, ramble…

I have had an empty canvas sitting on my art table for weeks now. Two days ago, I picked out the paints. Yesterday, I put them in the right order. Why is it that sometimes art pours out of us. Uncontrollable. Undiluted. Like blood from an artery. Like drunken vomit. Like me talking to a… Continue reading ramble, ramble, ramble…