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Please send me cute animal GIFs while I take a moment to panic about how short life is…

The great and powerful, mystical Life Octopus has handed me one if its dick tentacles... a life lemon, mayhaps. I have awoke with a familiar burning pain in my neck. One that has filled me with dread and a deep foreboding onism. My shingles has returned like a shitty, racist relative you had hoped had… Continue reading Please send me cute animal GIFs while I take a moment to panic about how short life is…

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Art, bloggity blog

Animation takes time… like… a lot of time…

I have been slacking off on my blog... well, that's not exactly fair on myself. I have been busy. Trying to parent. Trying to fight this seemingly endless fucking battle with Goat Dragon and all the appointments that go along with that. Trying to self care. Trying to animate. Trying to write. Trying to be… Continue reading Animation takes time… like… a lot of time…

bloggity blog, poetry

other than compulsion

Sometimes it's difficult Not to find the words I have plenty of those Words like compulsion, superfluous, vexatious But it is difficult to find the focus To find the thing I want to Need to Create about And then only think of that My mind is like my tongue Not awkward like speaking (Not in… Continue reading other than compulsion

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smile, fucker!

How do you honestly feel at the moment? Now, smile. Right now. Go on, don't be shy... Give your Lemons a big cheesy grin. Now Laugh. Yes... Out loud. So everyone around you can hear. As if what you are reading right now is fucking hilarious because I am a comedic goddess. Now... Let's go… Continue reading smile, fucker!

foooooood, health and shit, Mother Fucking Rant

mother fucking cupcake

I just want to have a bitch about something. And please pay attention because you may do this thing and not realise that you are being a fucking dick. So, in this new life of mine, I am taking every opportunity to improve myself in ways I was not allowed to do before. One of… Continue reading mother fucking cupcake

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Vision boards

So, I have made myself a vision board. I can't remember if I have mentioned this before or not. But I just wanted to talk about it because I just think they are a great thing. If you don't know, a vision board is ... a board... lol but one that has either pictures or… Continue reading Vision boards

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled viewing for this quick announcement *or* AAaggh! The dick tentacles are coming!

I have totally broken away from my routine this week... life happened. But things will be back on track this week. I have mostly stuck to everything else. The loss of routine is in no way due to a lack of confidence or lack of motivation. There are just sometimes in our lives when other… Continue reading We interrupt your regularly scheduled viewing for this quick announcement *or* AAaggh! The dick tentacles are coming!

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But first

this is the sort of thing I write when I don't know what to write... #selflove #loveeveryone

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FAQ Warrior Goddess Queen

I get hundreds of emails every day asking questions to do with #warriorgoddessqueen (or none, ever, but whatevs) So, I thought I would answer some of the more common/never asked questions I get. Amberley, what IS a Warrior Goddess Queen? This is a tricky question to answer. Because there is no real stereotype of a… Continue reading FAQ Warrior Goddess Queen

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No quitters allowed

I actually copied and pasted this from my instagram feed... it ended up being longer than I thought it would be so I thought "what the fuck" just put it on the blog too... That moment when people start to notice the change in your body... I know this isn't why we work out but… Continue reading No quitters allowed