The great and powerful, mystical Life Octopus has handed me one if its dick tentacles... a life lemon, mayhaps. I have awoke with a familiar burning pain in my neck. One that has filled me with dread and a deep foreboding onism. My shingles has returned like a shitty, racist relative you had hoped had… Continue reading Please send me cute animal GIFs while I take a moment to panic about how short life is…
I just want to have a bitch about something. And please pay attention because you may do this thing and not realise that you are being a fucking dick. So, in this new life of mine, I am taking every opportunity to improve myself in ways I was not allowed to do before. One of… Continue reading mother fucking cupcake
So, I have made myself a vision board. I can't remember if I have mentioned this before or not. But I just wanted to talk about it because I just think they are a great thing. If you don't know, a vision board is ... a board... lol but one that has either pictures or… Continue reading Vision boards
I have totally broken away from my routine this week... life happened. But things will be back on track this week. I have mostly stuck to everything else. The loss of routine is in no way due to a lack of confidence or lack of motivation. There are just sometimes in our lives when other… Continue reading We interrupt your regularly scheduled viewing for this quick announcement *or* AAaggh! The dick tentacles are coming!
In my search for myself, I am also trying to get back to my healthy former self. Not just healthy mentally and emotionally but physically. My physical health really took a dive about 6 years ago. I'd had three miscarriage (thank you, uterus.) In a row and basically the rest of my life went really… Continue reading Breakfast smoothie
This is gonna be a weird post. I'm not gonna fucking lie. And don't think because you have a penis this doesn't apply to you... kegels are SO important. I will try not to weigh you down with mumbo jumbo and I will just give you straight facts. Kegel exercises strengthen your pelvic floor muscles.… Continue reading Kegel kitty is here to help you
I am currently walking up and down my hallway. I'm not pacing, exactly... As part of my life-upcycling that is in progress, I'm trying to get fit again. It is too hot to walk outside and I have no one to look after the kids. I don't have the money to join a gym and… Continue reading Life-upcycling