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my tinfoil knight

If I could, I would give you fairy dust so that you may fly away. Give you happy thoughts so that your feet lift off the ground. Give you your own magical pixie to guide you home.

If I could, I would show you what I see in you. Give you a magic mirror that is capable of doing so. Then I would show everyone else. Give the world babel fish so that they may understand you better. I would pluck the insecurities from your heart, replacing them with gentle words, honesty, and things that make you smile. (Male jazz pants) (M************ C********** C*** Balls)

If I could, I would give you time. Time to create more of your beautiful word babies. Time to yourself, alone. Time to tick things off that bucket list. Time to grow and heal and learn and search and explore. Time for you to do whatever you want to do.

If I could, I would be standing on the battlefield next to you. Weapons at the ready. Battle axes and swords for the fighting.


I am not Tinkerbell and fairy tales are not real. I can only encourage you to continue to create your beautiful fictions. Pixies are only a band, but I can still enjoy the music you share. Hopefully I can supply some happy thoughts though. I will spam you with puppy GIFs until you smile that smile or be silly until you laugh that laugh.

I am no enchantress. All I can do is remind you of how intelligent you are when you feel you have done something dumb. And tell you how much you make me laugh and smile, every day, when you feel you have fucked up. I can reassure you that I will always be your friend, because I see the good in you, I see the sweetness, I see the beauty and the compassion and the darkness and the talent and the weirdness and… I see you. All of you. And you are made of awesomeness.

I am not a doctor and I do not own a TARDIS or even an Infinite Improbability Drive. I do not have a time turner. I do not move at the speed of light. I don’t even own a watch. Although I am kind of from the future. But I will gladly give you my time when you need me.

My time is for you.

I give it to you gladly.

When ever you need.

I am not a real empress and there are oceans and lands between us. But I will still be in your corner. I will still have your back. My battle axe is my friendship, stronger than any army. My sword is my umbrella that I will share to protect you from the storm. It can’t rain all the time.

You are my dearest friend, and I am so grateful to have you in my life. You deserve all the happiness, all the love, all the hugs…

All of them…

*Hugs Muffins*

*Hands him half of her Elvis toastie*

*puts a link here to the most beautiful thing anyone has ever done for her ever in the history of everything and all that ever was in all of the multiverses and all of the things, created by the most talented, Mr Ward Clever*

PS The art shown here titled “knight in shining armor” is by Japanese artist Toshihiko Mitsuya. Just letting ya’ll know. (insert love heart eyes emoji here)


36 thoughts on “my tinfoil knight”

  1. Your Tinfoil Knight is truly an incredible warrior, a brave soul, a wordsmith extraordinaire, and very loyal liege . I’ve found this new song for you today, sounds a bit gothic so I thought you might like it, there’s lyrics if you click/open more^

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    1. He is pretty awesome, yes. I might keep around. 🤣😁
      Thank you for stopping by, Ivor dearest. I will check out your song later when I can use the computer. Links don’t come up on my phone. And gothic is right up my alley!

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    1. Do the tears mean it was okay?
      Excellent… we will have to use yours.
      Naaawww moana reference 😍😍😍😭😭😭😍😍😍😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🦄🦄🦄👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻🥃🏝🙌👐👈👈


  2. I don’t deserve such a beautiful piece, LemonSugar. You’re amazing and sweet to me. This is just perfect. I love it.

    Youve been and are my best friend through so much. I can’t tell you how much this means to me. ❤💜💙💚

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    1. I think it is up to me to decide if you deserve it or not… and I think you do. The past is behind us. What matters is today.
      I am glad you love it. You are the only one I give a shit if they did or not 🤣

      You’re my bestie, Muffin Man. Anything for you, dearest. I will continue to be here. Not going anywhere.
      I hope this made your day a little brighter. 🖤🖤🖤🖤


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