I got sunshined again today! This time by the emoticon king, Alex.
I’m sorry, Alex hunny, I will be sticking to my original stance on these posts. I will do them for friends, but I don’t nom peeps. Lol
Thank you so much for your nomination, Alex. You are a sweetheart. °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
Okay, let’s get down to the questionies…
#1. If you were required to include one whole cheese in your daily diet every day, what kind would you choose?
Lactose free 😔
#2. You’ve developed the worst mutant ability during your teen years. What is it?
The abilty to taste with my skin. But I have no control over it… so I can taste eveything.
#3. Do you use Question 2 for good or for evil?
Evil… cause I’m so fucking pissed off that I can taste everything.
#4. What do you call yourself from Question 2 & 3.
#5. You got drunk last night a ran a Troll doll through the blender. What color is the hair stuck in the blades?
Mother Fucking rainbow, bitches!
#6. Where is your Evil/Mad/Eccentric Genius laboratory located?
In my secret location which is secret… *glances to the cupboard under the stairs*
#7. What is your master plan with Question 5?
Never sitting down again.
#8. You have reached the end of an epic quest and now face the Dark Lord. He or she offers you one chance to turn on your mission and join them, to which you agree. What did you ask for in return?
A latex suit so that I may never taste again.
#9. Explore the depths of the ocean or the vastness of space? Breathing and speed are not limitations for you.
Oh man… err… ocean.
#10. You’ve been elected as humanity’s ambassador in response to First Contact with an alien race. How do you go about entertaining their representatives?
Showing them WordPress.
#11. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever witnessed in public?
I once saw this woman doing groceries in only a tank top. Like… only… saw her devon sandwich and everything… it was not schmexy… *shiver*