foooooood, health and shit, Mother Fucking Rant

mother fucking cupcake

I just want to have a bitch about something. And please pay attention because you may do this thing and not realise that you are being a fucking dick.

So, in this new life of mine, I am taking every opportunity to improve myself in ways I was not allowed to do before. One of those things is looking after my body. As in, I am really picky about what I eat and I work out every day.

I am not on a diet. The D word is worse than the word fuck in my house. This is for reasons I won’t fully get in to but mostly it is because “being on a diet” has overtones of temporariness. (I know that’s not a word… let me rant)

Anyway… I work out a lot. I walk/jog 6-10kms (4-6 miles) every day, plus weights and resistance training. So… I have spare calories up my sleeve. I also do not count calories. I use common sense and I don’t eat my feelings and I don’t let myself feel full. I only eat if it tastes good. The moment it starts to all just taste the same, I stop. Because that to me says I am no longer hungry.

This is how I have lost *does math* roughly 25kgs so far… (55lbs) I am just trying to get my body healthy. So, it is not really all about the weight loss. But it is a happy by product.

Anyway! Today, there was a cupcake left and I thought, “fuck it, I want to eat a mother fucking cupcake.”

I don’t really say no to myself often if I want something, I just use sense and not eat shit that is bad for you every fucking day.

So, I am about to eat the cupcake and my father looks at me and raises his eyebrows and says, “Aren’t you meant to be on a diet? Do you know how many calories are in that cupcake? You will have to work out extra if you eat that.”

Fucking rage fills my body.

And I angry stare at him while I shove the entire cupcake in my mouth in the most unladylike and disgusting way. I devour that fucking cupcake. I make that fucking cupcake my bitch. I don’t savour it… I just angry eat the cupcake in front of my father and then tell him to eat a dick but he doesn’t hear me cause I have a mouthful of cupcake.

Don’t do this to people.

This is a dick move.

Every fucking person in the world knows that cupcakes are full of calories. Everyone.

So, if you see someone eating a fucking cupcake but they are meant to be “on a diet” maybe they really need that cupcake.

Maybe they need a hug.

Maybe they need you to tell them it is gonna be okay.

Maybe they need you to make them a cup of tea.

Maybe they need to binge watch kung fu movies on Netflix for 16 hours.

Maybe they need to listen to sad songs and cry in the shower.

MAYBE THEY FEEL LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING CUPCAKE!

End rant.

Lemons out…

PS I’m not naturally an angry person. About 98% of the time I would say I am sweet and nice and calm… I know I swear but that is more of a character flaw than out of anger. But I now find it difficult to bite my fucking tongue if someone is a flat out fuckwit to my face. Including, but not linited to, my own father. This is a by product of my past life. When I fled, I promised myself I would learn to stand up for myself more. Just thought I’d point that out lol I feel better now… kisses

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47 thoughts on “mother fucking cupcake”

  1. I could tell you were angry in this quite early on and I don’t blame you really. I think I would have done the same. If you need a cupcake, then you need a cupcake and everything can go do a flying jump. 😀

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    1. I know right! And that’s besides the point… I am fully aware of what I should and shouldn’t eat. Even though I don’t count my calories I know that single fucking cupcake is not going to make me blow up like a balloon lmfao it’s ridiculous… I rarely have sweets. I was really fucking cranky 🤣🤣 I’m fine now. It felt good to get it off my chest and on the blog.
      Thanks for stopping by, Simon.

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  2. Nothing wrong with and occasional treat when you are trying to stay healthy… that’s what keeps you from binging a sheet cake for dinner…
    at least that’s true for me. Also temporariness is definitely a word, so your totally covered there.

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    1. Yes! If you tell yourself you can’t have something then it only makes you want it more.
      Any time someone offers me something that isn’t good for me I just think about for a bit. If I don’t really, really want it, then I don’t eat. Well, that’s the same for every meal. If I’m not hungry, then I don’t eat. Sometimes I will eat three meals. Sometimes I will graze. Sometimes I will just eat dinner. Sometimes I will eat a couple if pickles and a spoon of peanut butter… every day is a mystery 🤣

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  3. You eat that cupcake! I know exactly what you mean here. I work out like crazy and eat clean, so I too have lost a lot. I hate when anyone comments on anything to do with what people are eating. Fuck off with that shit! You’re a grown ass adult!

    Here’s to rainbow cupcakes, crime fighting, and tea parties!

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    1. Fuck yes! I totes ate that cupcake… I wish I had enjoyed it more and wasn’t so full of rage lmfao
      It is so frustrating. I hate judgey people. I judge the fuck out of judgey peeps lol
      I think it is what we do after a break up… revenge sexy?
      I mean this is a bit different, it is not really out if revenge… mostly… but mainly because I don’t have anyone telling me I’m not allowed to try to get healthy anymore…

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      1. It was a smash!

        In other news, I’m working overtime and this chick is being so loud. I usually sit in my classroom in the dark like a hermit (crab) but they’re using my room and cramping my style 😡

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      2. I’m actually doing OT with listening to calls for quality purposes. I can barely hear them because this loud moron is talking about nonsense 😡.

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  4. I’m going to get myself a cupcake! Or a mini Bundt cake thingy
    Proud of you for doing your thing, and it seems to me you are doing just fine…55lbs, gee whiz lady, that’s super duper groovy.

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    1. Yes! Cupcake it up!
      I am not exactly proud. It is what it is. My anger is always short lived. If I ever get angry it just sort fireworks and then gone lol
      Yeah… it is amazing what happiness will do to you!

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      1. Yes, sometimes… if it is something important. But sometimes people start fights over ridiculous things.

        This didn’t start a fight though… it’s hard to fight with a little angry girl with frosting on her lips and a mouthful of cupcake 🤣

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  5. Everything in moderation, including moderation. Just like happiness and sadness, a cupcake is transient. It’s what you do most of the time that counts. And you’re sweet most of the time, so if you drop an F bomb every now and 10 seconds, who cares? 😉
    I only drop one F bomb per day. Of course, I’m talking about an energy drink. I fucking swear all the time.

    I’m into fitness, but there are times I’m into fitness whole cupcake in my mouth. 😉

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      1. You are like lemon and sugar together, LemonSugar! I’m glad you laugh! If I made you! Which you indicated that I did, so that’s cool!

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  6. You need to learn to have sniky snacks……..I’m 44 years old ,clean of bulimia for 15 But still have my rewarding secret moments of extreme comforting food.😉when you need a cupcake you need a cupcake:that s it…as simple as that!!!

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    1. Eating disorders suck. I’m sorry you experienced that. But congrats on the 15 years! that is a great achievement. It can continue to be a struggle.
      I didn’t have bulimia, I just starved myself. I would go weeks with out eating and if I got hungry I would take some paracetamol and have a diet coke and a piece of cheese… I got very boney thin and it has caused my body permanent damage. So, letting myself have the mother fucking cupcake is a huge deal.
      I am glad you have the comfort food. It is good for your soul. Good for your mind. Sending you big hugs, dearest.

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      1. That is exactly right… and besides, it is more about what you consume over an entire day or week rather than one food stuff… especially if your “calories out” is high…
        What’s the point of living if you can’t enjoy a cupcake every now and then? 🤣

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      2. I have a passion for rice pudding, just the cheap kind prepared from the grocery store. I know gross. But it’s divine, and I eat the entire thing which is like ten servings, but I eat t in less than an hour. 😳
        I’m still alive and fairly attractive if you like my type, so. Whatever.
        I wish I could send you a cupcake right now lol

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      3. Bahahahaha not gross. I love that stuff… I love making it too… and when I don’t have any at home I have been known to eat microwave rice and either custard or just milk, vanilla and sugar… lol I don’t do it all the time… but it happens. We all have something. My eating habits are just strange. Lol

        “Fairly attractive” you know I can see your face, right? You’re gorgeous, dude…

        I will accept a hypothetical cupcake lol

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