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Mother fucking rainbows

UNICORNS FART THEM

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83 thoughts on “Mother fucking rainbows”

    1. Yeah! Did you think that rainbows were arches of colour visible in the sky, caused by the refraction and dispersion of the sun’s light by rain or other water droplets in the atmosphere? Lol no. They are unicorn flatulence… #science

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  1. OMG! LemonySugar! I hope Mike stops by! He would love this!

    First let me say… oh… (*finds farting unicorn… rides the rainbow*)

    Oh yeah baby… that was so fun! Had no idea! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    Lol! You’re so witty and this was brilliant as is this whole comment thread above! ๐Ÿ˜

    I’m laughing so hard right now! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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    1. I wrote out my reply but I must not have sent it ๐Ÿ˜ณ
      I’m so happy you liked this. I wasn’t going to post it because, just between you and me ๐Ÿ˜‰ I had only writtwn this to show the boys what a haiku is ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ obviously it didn’t have a name then lmfao
      The comments section is so fun… I’m so happy I gave lots of giggles to lots of people today. Especially you, my melony goddess! ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ–ค

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      1. I had to tell you, last year the tiny diamond in my wedding ring fell out and we couldn’t find it anywhere. We then went down to the river to swim and as i was getting out of the car my husband gasped. Right there on my seat, where i’d been sitting was the diamond. It was bizarre to say the least. I looked at my husband and said, well, unicorns might fart rainbows but look what i can do! Bahahahaha true story.
        He made some comment about dealing with my stress levels LOL
        Also, jazz hands is hilarious.

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  2. Awww my chuckle inducing goddess of haiku mastery! And coincidentally, one of my favourite subjects is the detailed particulars of unicorn excretions and their rainbowncular hue. So this was ideal!!!!

    Kiss kiss cuddle cuddle you cheeky sexy beast
    ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

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    1. Yay! Another chuckle that I have given someone today!
      I do love me some unicorns and rainbows (and kittens and glitter and fairies and…)
      Schmoozely snuggles my smouldering goddess xxxxx ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ–ค

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      1. Yes! I did a favourite thing!!!! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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