I have been nomed for the extremely prestigious Lobster award.
I understand the idea behind these awards, to get people going to new blogs and to spread the bloggity love and such… but I guess this completely depends on the people reading.
The blogging world is such a rich tapestry… that is cliche, Amberley. Try again.
The blogging world is such a puddle of vomit after a night out where you hopped from restaurant to food truck to strip club… Hear me out! So, it is basically saying the same thing. Lots of different things in the one. Except the vomit one made you says “blerg” in your mind a little.
So … I believe the whole point of this is to get to know each other and then pass it on… Yes?
I have been nomed by my castle buddy, The Count Gustaf. Thank you, Count. I have to answer the questions below and then I will nominate (the award gods say that it needs to be 5-11 but that won’t happen) peeps. I am pretty sure most of my peeps will not do it hahahahaha they are too cool for these fad awards, but maybe I can make my questions interesting enough that they may want to answer. #maniacallaugh
(In retrospect my questions are not that awesome…)
Here it goes…
What makes you cry, laugh and puke?
Memories make me cry…
life makes me laugh…
and … gastrointestinal bacteria makes me vomit … sometimes.
Where’s your magic and how did you find it/not?
My magic is in my finger… I didn’t need to find it because it has been there my whole life.
Tell me a story from before you were five.
I remember being breast feed… like actually have memories of having my mother’s nipple in my mouth and thinking “mmm…”
What’s your happiest memory related to a fish? [ And otherwise in general]
I think my happiest memory related to a fish is this one fish that I used to “say hello” to every time I went to my local shopping center. Eleven years ago, I would go up to the glass and he would swim over and greet me, I would walk back and forth for sometime and he would follow.
One morning I came to the shops and the entire aquarium was gone, smashed, water everywhere… So, idiot teenager thought it would be funny to smash it…
I was so upset. The poor fish. All dead because of one person’s nasty actions.
I came in the next week and he was back! I went in and asked what had happened. They had made it to the big guy just in time and managed to get him back in water. He was injured by the broken glass, but was healing.
I went there recently. I didn’t realize fish lived so long, but he is still swimming… His jagged scar down one side… still came up to the glass. I know he probably just sees human=food but I choose not to think that way.
Write your epitaph
Here lies Lemons
Please get off her grave
She doesn’t like it
“Beware of the zombies” (picture of zombie)
Apple crumble and Vanilla ice cream or a Chocolate pudding?
mmm … yes please.
Tell me three things you think about life.
It is hard.
It is weird.
It is awesome
What’s your theory on god?
I am a pastafarian.
Why do you love The Count Gustaf?
I love him for his big castle… #winkyface
None of these names are their real names… you will simply have to go and check them out. You will like them because I love them.
My questions are:
What is the meaning of life?
Why are pop tarts awesome, and which is your favourite?
Dragons or unicorns?
Finish this sentence without using the cliche. It’s the best thing since…
If I appeared miraculously in front of you right now, what would you do/say?
How do you have your (insert what you drink in the morning. eg: Coffee, tea, Bonox, etc)?
Name at least one odd habit that you have no intention of stopping any time soon?
How is the view from there?
An extra ten points to your house if you can tell me why I chose this feature image…