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The LOBSTER award

I have been nomed for the extremely prestigious Lobster award.

I understand the idea behind these awards, to get people going to new blogs and to spread the bloggity love and such… but I guess this completely depends on the people reading.

The blogging world is such a rich tapestry… that is cliche, Amberley. Try again.

The blogging world is such a puddle of vomit after a night out where you hopped from restaurant to food truck to strip club… Hear me out! So, it is basically saying the same thing. Lots of different things in the one. Except the vomit one made you says “blerg” in your mind a little.

So … I believe the whole point of this is to get to know each other and then pass it on… Yes?

I have been nomed by my castle buddy, The Count Gustaf.  Thank you, Count. I have to answer the questions below and then I will nominate (the award gods say that it needs to be 5-11 but that won’t happen) peeps. I am pretty sure most of my peeps will not do it hahahahaha they are too cool for these fad awards, but maybe I can make my questions interesting enough that they may want to answer. #maniacallaugh

(In retrospect my questions are not that awesome…)

Here it goes…

What makes you cry, laugh and puke?

Memories make me cry…

life makes me laugh…

and … gastrointestinal bacteria makes me vomit … sometimes.

Where’s your magic and how did you find it/not?

My magic is in my finger… I didn’t need to find it because it has been there my whole life.

Tell me a story from before you were five.

I remember being breast feed… like actually have memories of having my mother’s nipple in my mouth and thinking “mmm…”

What’s your happiest memory related to a fish? [ And otherwise in general]

I think my happiest memory related to a fish is this one fish that I used to “say hello” to every time I went to my local shopping center. Eleven years ago, I would go up to the glass and he would swim over and greet me, I would walk back and forth for sometime and he would follow.

One morning I came to the shops and the entire aquarium was gone, smashed, water everywhere… So, idiot teenager thought it would be funny to smash it…

I was so upset. The poor fish. All dead because of one person’s nasty actions.

I came in the next week and he was back! I went in and asked what had happened. They had made it to the big guy just in time and managed to get him back in water. He was injured by the broken glass, but was healing.

I went there recently. I didn’t realize fish lived so long, but he is still swimming… His jagged scar down one side… still came up to the glass. I know he probably just sees human=food but I choose not to think that way.

Write your epitaph

Here lies Lemons

Please get off her grave

She doesn’t like it

“Beware of the zombies”      (picture of zombie)

Apple crumble and Vanilla ice cream or a Chocolate pudding?

mmm … yes please.

Tell me three things you think about life.

It is hard.

It is weird.

It is awesome

What’s your theory on god?

I am a pastafarian.

Why do you love The Count Gustaf?

I love him for his big castle… #winkyface

 

I nominate

MELON PRINCESS

WARDY MUFFINS

LAYNEY BEAR

IVOR DEAREST

SMOULDERING GODDESS 

None of these names are their real names… you will simply have to go and check them out. You will like them because I love them.

My questions are:

What is the meaning of life?

Why are pop tarts awesome, and which is your favourite?

Popsicles?

Dragons or unicorns?

Finish this sentence without using the cliche. It’s the best thing since…

If I appeared miraculously in front of you right now, what would you do/say?

How do you have your (insert what you drink in the morning. eg: Coffee, tea, Bonox, etc)?

Name at least one odd habit that you have no intention of stopping any time soon?

Hogwarts House?

How is the view from there?

 

An extra ten points to your house if you can tell me why I chose this feature image…

 

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59 thoughts on “The LOBSTER award”

  1. LemonLovely!!! You are so witty and awesome!! I loved your replies and I am honored that you like me enough to tag me for this. (*wink*)

    I really want to meet that fish now. I would also like to have some lobster… This post really made me hungry. I think the Count did it on purpose.

    I wonder how many syllables are in Lobster… L ob st er… hmm…

    Hugs, my sweet LemonCustard!

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    1. Lol 😉 thank you my lovely melon pie.

      He was a sweetie! I like sea creatures… and insects… and birds lol I just love loving things in general lol
      Mmm… lobster is sooo good. But every time I eat meat lately I feel guilty… I love meat. But I am becoming a big softy.

      Bahahshahahahaha no melon. No.

      Kisses my cutie-pie sweetie melon xxx

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  2. Was going to say Crab Nebula… Lol
    Thank you so much for thinking of me and us and we and them and those people and nosotros. You’re so witty and clever, and giving and caring, and… Hang on… I made a list…. Must be in my other tuxedo pants…

    Hugs! Kisses! Love! 😚😍😊

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  3. Hello my dear lemon
    Its been a while because of my mariana trench expedition. The challengers deep was amazing. I love the fish story, I didn’t know fish lived that long either. I am planning to visit kangaroo land some time nest year.
    Much love, and loved reading this 🙂 🙂 ❤ ❤

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      1. It was fun though very very uncomfortable in parts, specially the excretion of faeces and stuff 😉 (why did I put the winky emoji) (are you one of those emoticon people like you don’t say emoji?) Howve you been ??

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      2. Lmfao it is funny that you winked after talking about pooping 🤣🤣🤣🤣
        Well they are two different things.
        Emoji= 😊
        Emoticon= 🙂
        I have been well… getting behind on things but ahead on others so it’s not so bad…

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      3. With lots of love and education and fairy dust… because of reasons.
        Long story.
        They used to go to normal school. Now they are ahead. I have smart, nerdy, sweet kids… this is never a good thing at a public school.

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      4. Lol I remember things from before my first bday. I remember wearing nappies. I remember going to the doctor back when I had to be carried everywhere… my memory is weird. It is not like my mum breastfed me until i was ten or something… lol

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      5. Lmfao
        I don’t know but I do. I remember heaps of other stuff too. Mundane things like toddling around and stuff… still all when I was super young… my brain holds onto so much but then I forget milk when I do the groceries…. I haven’t heard of anyone else who can remember things so far back…

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